"They're Not Here!"
Oh dear.
Ralph, an Australian men’s magazine, is verklempt — they lost their box!
The 130,000+ inflatable breasts they wanted to include with their January issue have been lost at sea. And their parents, ACP and PBL are none too happy.
They’re looking here (they’ve asked shipping authorities to look again for that darned container), there (Ralph editor Santi Pintado is urging anyone who has any information to contact the magazine immediately!!1!) and everywhere (“Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are.”)
They really, really want them back: “If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know.”
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