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Would he be so concerned if Woods was not of dusky hue?
Jerry Leachman, “connected to McLean Bible Church in Virginia, a conservative evangelical body committed to biblical inerrancy,” leads the home bible study for Hume and his fellow travelers. Lon Solomon, senior pastor at McLean Bible Church, is chairman of the board of directors executive committee for Jews for Jesus.
Don’t worry that Hume can’t enjoy all those things forbidden by the bible. The Chicago Statement on Biblical Inerrancy is the fingers-crossed-behind-the-back that permits Christians to point to the bible to deny women control of their bodies, advocate murder of homosexuals and Muslims, both foreign and domestic, and to condemn membership in labor unions while enjoying oysters, clams, lobsters and a nice pork roast with a second, third or fourth wife.
How do we know that adherence to Christianity is the answer? Brit Hume’s prosperity and financial losses suffered by Tiger Woods’ sponsors.
Sister Sarah would do well to follow the example of the man who, by God’s will, is president of the United States. He uses a teleprompter honestly.
Sister Sarah, on the other hand …
If you have played the fool and exalted yourself, or if you have planned evil, clap your hand over your mouth!